As my two month vacation comes to a close, I’ve had quite the adventure. Perhaps the worst conclusion is…I discovered I’m allergic to orange juice which landed me in the ER one fine Sunday afternoon. While the helpful doctor said it was good that I came in (foregoing a possible heart attack), knowing I’ll never be able to drink a glass of OJ certainly changed my breakfast dynamic. On the weather front, any time the wind kicked up and threw high counts of pollen into the air, I broke out in hives. So between the Tums and Benadryl, I pretty much stayed indoors comatose from the antihistamines flowing through my veins. At this point in time, I’m certainly thankful my vacation is coming to end. 🙂 I’m not sure how much more “vacation” I can handle.
But, my time here wasn’t a total bust. I’ve been editing my novel and revamped my book cover. I’m setting my release deadline for the end of February 2013.
So…as I travel the friendly skies across the world, I’ll leave you with some airplane humor courtesy of HubPages…
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”